Girlfriend to Boyfriend: The time has come when we should get married.
Boyfriend: That's OK, but who will marry us?
Girlfriend: Honey, I'm pregnant. What do you want it to be?
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Boyfriend: A Joke.
Boy: I shall see you pretty soon?
Girl: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?
Boy: You're like a drug to me.
Girl: You mean I'm addictive?
Boy: Don't be stupid! I mean I can tolerate you only in small doses.
Boy: Where are you going?
Girl: To commit Suicide.
Boy: Then, why so much of make-up?
Girl: You Idiot! Tomorrow, my photo will come in the newspaper.
Height of conceit:
A boy proposed to a gal.
Gal: I can't accept your proposal but I salute your choice.
Open ur Books, close Facebook & start studying!
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Pl Note: The above stunts are performed by highly skilled & trained professionals.
When I was 17, I thought my parents were the most stupid people in the world. At 21, I was amazed at how much they had learnt in 4 years.
Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: Well, look at d stars & count them. That`s how much I love you.
Girl: But it`s morning.
Boy: Exactly.
BF: Babe what r u doing?
GF Nothing much, really tired! Just going to sleep now, Honey. And you, Sweetheart?
BF: In the club, standing behind you!