Modern breakup:
A boyfriend threw 6 Cricket Balls at his girlfriend.
Girlfriend Yelled: What`s that for?
Boy: It`s Over.
Sweet Love:
Boy: Can I hold ur hand?
Girl: No.
Boy: Why not?
Girl: Bcoz it hurts when u leave it.
Boy: There're 21 alphabets, right?
Girl: No, there're 26.
Boy: Oh, yeah I forgot U,R,A,Q,T.
Girl: What do you usually do when I`m gone?
Boy: Wait for you to come back.
Girl: You`re like a drug to me.
Boy: Why, bcoz you're hooked to me?
Girl: No, bcoz you're ruining my life.
If a guy is ugly, girls call him a stalker. If he is good-looking, they call him a secret admirer.
Boy: Can you just listen to me?
Girl: What?
Boy: I like you and I think there`s something missing in my hart.
Girl: I think it's an `E`.
Break-up Style:
Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend.
Girl: What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: You wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST...
You wanna know who your true friends are? Screw up and see who's still there.
Boy: I wanna tell u something.
Girl: It's not good to talk while eating.
AFTER EATING
Girl: Now tell me.
Boy: There was a cockroach in ur food.