Boy: Do you like water?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Well, then you already like 60% to 70% of me!
While Chatting:
Girl: Please don't ever love another girl.
Boy: I can't promise.
Girl: Why? Who is this person you are talking about?
Boy: She is shorter than you and looks like you.
Girl: Awww! will she call me mommy?
Boy: I don't know. Does your sister call you mommy?
Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?
Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!
While Chatting:
Girl: Do you drink?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you smoke?
Boy: No
Girl: Then how do you have fun in life?
Boy: I lie!
Girl: I like your hair. Did you get it cut?
Boy: I washed it.
Girl: But it looks really different.
Boy: Yeah I used water this time!
Boy: Will you be my Valentine?
Girl: Awww, but you deserve better. I'll help you find someone.
Boy: Seedhe Hi Kyon Nahi Mana Kar Deti, Aise Jhandu Mat Bana!
Boy: I love you.
Girl: I am not ready.
Boy: Ab Make Up Karegi Kya Bolne Se Pehle?
While Chatting:
Boy: Hi
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: Oh! Milwa De Usse.
Girl: Kyun?
Boy: Bajrang Dal Wala Hun, Dono Ko Saath Mein Pitunga!
Girlfriend: Do I look fat?
Boyfriend: Do I look stupid?
When an Indian girl is in love nobody knows it except the girl;
And when an Indian boy is in love everybody knows it except the girl!