Santa: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car.
Jeeto: Don't blame me for that. I never use it!
Santa: Honey, what's that look in your eyes?Jeeto: Your future.
Santa: How cute, but for a second it looked like you wanted to kill me.
Jeeto: Absolutely, that's your future!
Santa: So, what do you think about my jokes?
Jeeto: They're all pretty terrible.
Santa: Don't you have anything positive to say?
Jeeto: Well, you're consistent!
Santa: How would you describe our marriage?
Jeeto: Like a tattoo.
Santa: Because it's permanent and shows your commitment?
Jeeto: No, it just seemed like a good idea when I did it!
Jeeto: Your breakfast is ready.
Santa: I'm getting late for office. Won't eat breakfast.
Jeeto: Oh... But I have used wine in Paranthas today.
Santa gladly gobbles up 4 Paranthas smilingly remarks, 'Wow, yummy, which wine you used?'
Jeeto: Ajwine!
Pappu: What made you marry Daddy, Mummy?
Jeeto: So you're beginning to wonder, too!
Jeeto: I always wanted to get married to an Arab?
Preeto: Why?
Jeeto: Because Arabs are the most obedient husbands. They always say, 'Habibi Habibi'!
Preeto: What is Experience?
Jeeto: The name most men give to their mistakes!
Preeto: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
Jeeto: Because they are hard to get started and don't work half the times!
Doctor: It's important to incorporate purple foods into your diet.
Jeeto: Can you suggest any good place where I can get good purple cupcakes?