Preeto: Why are you so happy?
Jeeto: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"!
Pappu: Mom, why we are not 'that smart' like computers?
Jeeto: Because computers listen to their mother board!
Preeto: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Jeeto: I renamed the mail folder 'Instruction Manual'!
Preeto: Do you know why men cheat or lie?
Jeeto: Yes, because they know, it is easier to get forgiveness than permission!
Preeto: What is the difference between men and pigs?
Jeeto: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink!
Preeto: Why do men fear marriage?
Jeeto: It's not because of the fear of tying himself to one woman, but the fear of separating from all others!
Preeto: What should I do when my dishwasher stops working?
Jeeto: Yell at your husband, he will do it!
Preeto: What is the definition of a husband?
Jeeto: A man who buys his Cricket match tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift!
Jeeto: Why are you so sad?
Preeto: Last night, my husband was on the roof - only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life!
Jeeto: Preeto's pet dog has been run over; she'll be heartbroken.
Santa: Don't tell her abruptly.
Jeeto: No, I'll begin by saying - it's her husband!