Police: Why did you slap that person?
Pappu: Because he asked me that what is the sound of one hand clapping? So I slapped his face!
Teacher: Complete the sentence. "Early to bed, early to rise..."
Pappu: This man has neither WiFi nor Wife!
Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?
Pappu: Because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!
Bunty: Which is your favorite fiction character?
Pappu: Girlfriend!
Interviewer: Are you familiar with Microsoft word?
Pappu: Yes I've heard that word many times!
Trainer: Why do you want to learn Jujistu?
Person 1: To defend myself.
Person 2: Discipline.
Pappu: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries!
Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?
Pappu: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!
Teacher: Please name two pronouns.
Pappu: Who? Me?
Teacher: Correct!
Girl: I am a chef.
Pappu: Oh! Kya Bana Leti Ho?
Girl: Baat Ka Batangad!
Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?
Pappu: You're both.
Girlfriend: What do you mean both?
Pappu: You're pretty ugly!