Uncle: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai?
Pappu: Bas Uncle Tanki Bhar Jayegi Toh Motor Band Kar Dunga!
Jeeto: Why all the things are on the floor?
Pappu: Because of gravity Mom!
Santa: Can I see your report card?
Pappu: No, I don't have it.
Santa: Why?
Pappu: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents!
Bunty: My girlfriend eats a lot, what should I do?
Pappu: Patthar Maar Uske Munh Pe.
Bunty: Woh Kyon?
Pappu: Eat Ka Jawaab Patthar Se Do!
Bunty: Which is your favorite fictional character?
Pappu: Girlfriend!
Pappu: Dad, from whom did I get my intelligence?
Santa: It must be from your mother. I still have mine!
Teacher: Why your paper is blank?
Pappu: Because sometimes silence is the best answer!
Pappu: I have stopped eating burgers, pizzas and all other kinds of junk foods;.
Bunty: Why, are you dieting?
Pappu: No, actually I don't have any money!
Pappu: Do you know why bananas are curved?
Bunty: No, I don't know.
Pappu: Nevermind then, I'll ask another monkey!
Bunty: How do you know that you made a point to a girl?
Pappu: When she says 'whatever'!