Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.
Girlfriend: Awww... what?
Pappu: My reflection!
Girlfriend: Do I need to repeat myself?
Pappu: No. I might not be able to ignore you a second time!
Converting challenges into opportunity!
While in ATM Queue
Girl: Hi, can you withdraw ₹2500 for me? The queue is too long.
Pappu: Don't worry, we can withdraw 2.5 Lakhs if we both get married!
Waiter: Do you need anything else?
Pappu: Yes, a cup of black coffee.
Waiter: And how would you like your coffee?
Pappu: Mmmm... black and in a cup!
Girlfriend: Have you ever been with a fat chick?
Pappu: Nope, you're the first one!
Girlfriend: What do you think about our love?
Pappu: Try to count the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Awww... it's infinite!
Pappu: No darling, it's a waste of time!
Pappu: You know that lady used Face Detection lock/unlock feature on her iPhone7. Now she can't unlock the iPhone 7.
Bunty: Why, what happened?
Pappu: Because she removed her make-up!
Girl: Do you like chocolates?
Pappu: Yes.
Girl: Which one is your favourite?
Pappu: Koi Khilaye to Lindt, Khud Khareed Kar Khaani Ho To Wahi Dairy Milk!
Teacher: Our topic for today is photosynthesis... what is photosynthesis?
Pappu: Photosynthesis is our topic for today!
Pappu: Papa I got 90% in my exams.
Santa: I am proud of you, show me your report card.
Pappu: Papa you are doubting me, you want proof, you are anti-national. Shame on you.