Pappu was standing with his bike. A guy came and asked,
"Bike still for sale?"
Pappu: Yes, it is.
Guy: What's the lowest you'll go on it?
Pappu: 3 Kmph. Anything less than that and you'll tip over!
Girlfriend: War is not good, I want peace.
Pappu: I also want piece, leg piece!
Girlfriend: Tell me those 3 magical words.
Pappu: Got Jio Sim!
Pappu: I can't sleep at night?
Girlfriend: Why, do you have insomnia?
Pappu: No, I don't have insomnia, I have a JIO sim!
Pappu: I've just been diagnosed with a terminal case of ZFI.
Bunty: What is that?
Pappu: Hey Sweetie! what are you doing?
Girlfriend: I am just doing some makeup.
Pappu: You don't need makeup.
Girlfriend: Awww... really?
Pappu: Yeah, you need plastic surgery!
At Starbucks:
Pappu: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?
Attendant: Sir 200 Rupees!
Pappu: And Sugar?
Attendant: Sir sugar is free!
Pappu: OK! 5 kg. sugar De Do Phir!
Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend?
Pappu: Eat Pizza.
Girlfriend: No! something romantic.
Pappu: Eat Pizza in Rain!
Santa walks into Pappu's room at 5 AM: Very Good Beta, Roz 5 Baje Uthne Ki Aadat Daalo.
Pappu: Haan Papa, Main Bas Sone Hi Ja Raha Hun, Shaam Ko 5 Baje Utha Dena!
Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?
Girl: Get your own, I am next!