Teacher: Kids, In this box I have a 10 feet snake.
Pappu laughing
Teacher: What is it? Why are you laughing?
Pappu: You can't fool me teacher... snakes don't have feet!
Pappu: Dad, I am craving for 6S.
Santa (with anger): What? What do you want?
Pappu: Success, I want success!
A girl walks to Pappu in a restaurant.
Girl: Hi!
Pappu: Hi!
Girl: Are you alone here?
Pappu: Yes.
Girl: OK, good because I need this chair!
Pappu called his teacher at 2 AM.
Pappu: Teacher, can you repeat what you taught today in class?
Teacher: Wow, was it that interesting?
Pappu: No, I just can't fall asleep!
Pappu went to Police Station.
Inspector: Kya Problem Hai Tumhari?
Pappu: Sir, Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Nahi Mil Rahi.
Inspector: Kab Se?
Pappu: Bachpan Se!
Teacher: Make a sentence with 'Mohenjo-Daro'.
Pappu: Mohan Jo Daaru Tumhare Paas Hai, Usse Akele Mat Pee Jana!
Pappu: I love you
Girl: Surat Ko Dekha Hai?
Pappu: Nahi Ahmedabad Tak Hi Geya Hun, Bas!
Bunty: Bhai Samosa Khayega?
Pappu: Nahi Aaj Mera Upvaas Hai.
Bunty: Paise Main Dunga.
Pappu: Hari Chutney Zyada Dalwa Lena!
Pappu at a shop
Pappu: USHA Ka Cooler Hai?
Salesman: Haan Hai.
Pappu: De Do, Woh Maang Rahi Hai!
Teacher: What is the value of 'X'?
Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Woh Meri!