Pappu: Yesterday I was on a date with a girl and suddenly lights went off.
Bunty: Did you use the opportunity?
Pappu: Yeah, I drank her cola!
Pappu: Hello Dominos, one chicken pizza, and one coke.
Dominos Guy: Do you want anything else sir?
Pappu: Haan Bhai, Sarkari Naukari Lagwa De!
Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you are so late?
Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.
Teacher: So?
Pappu: Couldn't find it at first, but now I'm here!
Teacher: Why your paper is blank?
Pappu: Because sometimes silence is the best answer!
Pappu: Please give me 500 rupees.
Jeeto: Money doesn't grow on trees.
Pappu: I am fully aware of it. That's why I'm asking you for it!
Teacher: Pappu, your ideas are like diamonds.
Pappu: You mean they're so valuable?
Teacher: No, I mean they're so rare!
Teacher: Can you spell 'Caterpillar'?
Pappu: How much time I have?
Teacher: Why?
Pappu: Because I want to wait until it changes into a butterfly. I can spell that!
Mom: College and School Ko Log Swarg Kehte Hain.
Pappu: Hmm... Tabhi Badhe Bujurg Kehte Hain Ki Jodiyan Swarg Mein Banti Hain!
Bunty: Why did you start working at McDonalds?
Pappu: Because I heard women love men in uniform!
Girlfriend: Why boys like love at first sight?
Pappu: It saves them a lot of time!