Principal: I've had complaints about you, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Pappu: Nothing, sir.
Principal: Exactly!
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pappu: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!
English Teacher: Form a sentence using the word aftermath.
Pappu: I always feel sleepy after math class!
Teacher: Flying officer Ka Equivalent Rank, Army Aur Navy Mein Kya Hota Hai?
Pappu: Sir, Running Officer & Swimming Officer!
Pappu: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Bunty: What?
Pappu: Guardians of the Galaxy!
Pappu: I think I should have a new pet or a new girlfriend.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: I'm running out of passwords!
Pappu: I love you.
Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?
Pappu: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
Bunty: What is the difference between a girl's argument and a knife?
Pappu: A has a point!
Girlfriend: Maine 5 Kilo Weight Lose Kiya Hai.
Pappu: Wow! You are such a loser!
Pappu: Fruit Wale Bhaiyya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever.
Fruit Wala: Ah 'Potatoes Fever' Ki Hunda Hai?
Pappu: Oh My God! You Illiterate People, Potatoes Fever Means 'Aaloo Bukhara'!