Ek Ladki Class Mein Gana Ga Rahi Thi,'O Zara-Zara Touch me, Touch me, Touch me...' Tabhi Pappu Utha Aur Ladki Ko Chhu Liya, Aur Bola,
"Himmat Hai To Aage Ga...!"
Mini: Another bad pic. Baby am I ugly?
Pappu: No, You are beautiful baby. Bas Photographer Bewkoof Hai Tumhara.
Mini: But Yeh To Selfie Hai!
Problem of my life:
Whenever I try to fall in love with my books,
My cell phone proposes me.
Police: What happened?
Pappu: I can't find my girlfriend.
Police: Kab Se?
Pappu: Bachpan Se!
Bunty to his teacher: Pappu hit me with a can of soda.
Teacher: Pappu, could you please explain it?
Pappu: It's just a soft drink!
Pappu: Maa Aaj Dal Khane Ka Mann Ho Raha Hai!
Jeeto: Itne Paise Nahi Hai Chup Chap Butter Chicken Kha Le!
Teacher: What do you know about Ramayan and Mahabharat?
Pappu: Both were great TV shows made by Ramanand Sagar and B.R.Chopra!
Aunty: Beta Tum Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: I make News reach it's target audience.
Aunty: News Reporter Ho?
Pappu: Nahi, Akhbaar Fekta Hu!
Uncle: Beta Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: Uncle Babu Hun
Uncle: Achha Beta Clerk Ho
Pappu: Nahi Uncle... Aapki Beti Ka, Woh Hamesha Mujhe Kehti Hai 'Mela Babu'!
Pappu commented on a girl's DP
Pappu: Your DP is awesome!
Girl: Awwww... Thank you.
Pappu: Mujhe Bhi Sikha Do Aise Hi Photoshop Karna!
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