PHD holders are applying for peon jobs in UP!
Aur Hamari Mummy Aise Hi Bolte Rehti Hai Ki Padhoge Likhoge To Banoge Nawab!
Pappu: Dude, me and my girlfriend are getting married.
Bunty: Wow! When?
Pappu: Me next month and she may be after that.
Maths Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other. What do I have?
Pappu: A drinking problem, obviously!
School Mein Admission Ke Liye Interview: Teacher: Beta Aapke Papa Kya Karte Hain? Pappu: Jo Mummy Bolti Hai!
Teacher: 5 Mein Se 5 Ghatane Par Kitne Bachenge?
Pappu: Pata Nahi Madam?
Teacher: Aggar Tere Paas 5 Bhature Hein Aur Mein 5 Bhature Tujhse Le Lu To Tere Paas Kya Bachega?
Pappu: Chole!!!
Teacher: Batao Date Aur Taarikh Mein Kya Anter Hai?
Pappu: Ji Madam, Date Par Delhi, Mumbai, Chandigarh Ke Ladke Jate Hain Aur Taarikh Par Ghaziabad, Meerut, Muzaffarnagar Ke Ladke Jaate Hain!!!
Santa: Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?
Pappu: 6,7
Santa: Wah Mera Beta Toh Bada Hoshiyar Hai, Aur 6,7 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?
Pappu: 8,9,10
Santa: Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad?
Pappu: Ghulam, Begum, Baadshah...!
Teacher: Batao Semester System Se Kya Fayda Hai?
Pappu: Fayda Toh Pata Nahin, Par Bezati Saal Mein 2 Baar Ho Jati Hai..!
Mom: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Pappu: Padh Raha Hun.
Maa: Excellent! Kya Padh Rahe Ho?
Pappu: Aap Ki Hone Wali Bahu Ke Messages!
Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuwad Karo,
"There was a fine line between Amitabh & Jaya."
Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!