An English teacher asked students to write an essay on My Teacher. After some time, Pappu stands up and asked,
"Madam Ji, Niri Agg Nu English Vich Ki Kehnde Ne?"
Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you're so late?
Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.
Teacher: So?
Pappu: Couldn't find it at first. But now I'm here!
Pappu: I am sick, Coach. The doctor says I can't play Football.
Coach: I don't need a doctor to tell me that!
Pappu: A car smashed into my bicycle, and I didn't even get a scratch.
Bunty: How's that possible?
Pappu: My sister, Pinky was riding it!
Teacher: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Pappu: Finding half a worm!
Pappu: Dad, please make an international call to my friend from Aberystwyth, Wales.
Santa: How do you know him?
Pappu: He came to our school in student exchange.
Santa: Could you spell that please?
Pappu: If I could spell to, I'd write!
Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins.
Teacher: Now, why would he do that?
Pappu: It was his lunch money!
Pappu: I can tell the future.
Bunty: Really?
Pappu: Yes. I can tell you what the score of a Tennis game is before it even starts.
Bunty: What is it?
Pappu: Love all!
Teacher: Why are the "Middle Ages" sometimes called the "Dark Ages"?
Pappu: Because there were so many Knights!
Bunty: Mirrors don't lie.
Pappu: And lucky for you, they don't laugh either!