Girlfriend: And when we're married, darling, we'll have a nice little house right near mother, so she can drop in any time.
Pappu: You bet. We'll get one right by the river!
Teacher: Bunty has 42 candy bars. He eats 2. What does Bunty have now?
Pappu: For sure, Diabetes!
Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table. "You're so stupid", said Pappu.
Santa: That's enough! Pappu, say sorry to Pinky.
Pappu: I'm sorry, you're so stupid!
Pappu: I don't think I deserved zero on this test.
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
Pappu: Please get well soon!
Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don't see anyone around.
Pappu: I am talking to my 'Grades'!
Girlfriend: Any plans for 14 Feb?
Pappu: 14 Ko Jaldi Sounga, 15 Ko India-Pakistan Match Hai Na...
Girlfriend: Tu Single Hi Marega, Kutte!
Teacher to Pappu: What is number seven, Even or Odd?
Pappu: Even.
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Pappu: Remove the S!
Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuvad Karo - There was a fine line between Amitabh and Jaya.
Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!
After an emotional hug:
Girl: Sweetie, one more hug like that and I'll be yours forever.
Pappu: Thanks for the warning!
Pappu: I'm through with that girl.
Bunty: Oh, why?
Pappu: She asked me if I danced.
Bunty: Well, what's wrong with that?
Pappu: I was dancing with her when she asked me.