Teacher: Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field'.
Pappu: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher: How?
Pappu: Ladies first!
Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria.
Pappu: Here it is, Sir.
Teacher: Where? You haven't drawn anything.
Pappu: Sir, you won't be able to see bacteria without a microscope!
Teacher: Pappu, why are you talking during my lesson?
Pappu: Ma'm, I never complain to your teaching during my conversation?
In IIT exam, Pappu writing a test.
Prove Sin x = 6n
Pappu cancelled 'n' from both the sides.
Thus: Six = 6
He finally wrote a note: Please try to maintain the standards of IIT!
Pappu left the examination Hall within 15 minutes.
Examiner: What happened? You don't know the answers?
Pappu: No No. Nothing like that. It's that I have to prepare for the next Exam!
Teacher to Pappu: What is number Seven, Even or Odd?
Pappu: Even.
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Pappu: Remove the 'S'!
Teacher: What is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?
Pappu: Jimbalakadi Bambalu.
Teacher: What? Sorry, I didn't understand you?
Pappu:: Same here, Sir!
Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?
Pappu: Nobody else knows where I itch!
Bunty: I want to do something big and clean in life.
Pappu: Wash an elephant!
Teacher: What's two plus three?
Pappu: : Five.
Teacher: Good.
Pappu: Good? Ma'm, it's perfect!