Pappu to Bunty: I often pause and wonder at fate's peculiar ways.
Bunty: Wonder what?
Pappu: For nearly all famous men were born on holidays!
Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do you have?
Pappu: I dunno... but a drinking problem maybe!
Teacher to half-asleep Pappu in class, "Who invented Steam Engine?"
Pappu: What Sir?
Teacher: Very good. It's correct. James Watt, it is.
Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge!
Girl: Why do you follow me all the time?
Pappu: Well... when I was kid, my parents always used to say "Keep following your dreams until you get them"!
Teacher to Pappu: How much is 1+1?
Pappu: Happy Hours!
Teacher: Pappu, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Pappu: A good professional Manager.
Teacher: Good. But you must start working towards it.
Pappu: Ma'm, I already have... by studying late for Exams as it teaches me to manage Time and tackle Emergencies!
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a class on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Pappu: No Sir, I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Pappu: My mother will not allow me to go so far!
Pappu: I used to see this girl who lived across the road.
Bunty: So what happened now?
Pappu: Now, she keeps her curtains drawn!
Pappu: I am finished with my girlfriend.
Bunty: But why?
Pappu: She's cross-eyed and she was seeing someone else!
Pappu: Mom, thanks a lot.
Jeeto: What for?
Pappu: I'm glad you named me 'Pappu' because everybody calls me that!