Teacher: What is Electricity?
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Pappu: Electricity is the daughter of the Punjab Govt. and has an extremely loose character. She goes and comes anytime, anywhere without informing anyone, and quite occasionally even at midnight!
Jeeto: What did your father say when you smashed the new car.
Pappu: Shall I leave out the swear words?
Jeeto: Yes, of course.
Pappu: He did not say a word!
Pappu: Both 'Happy' and 'Lucky' proposed to Guddi.
Bunty: I wonder who's the lucky one?
Pappu: It's too soon to say yet, but she accepted 'Happy'!
Pappu: My teacher is really crazy.
Pinky: What did she do?
Pappu: She keeps talking to her imaginary friend named 'Class'!
Pappu:: I'd like to kiss you until you hollered 'Stop'!
Girl: Well, I guess you picked the wrong girl this time.
Pappu: You mean you won't let me kiss you?
Girl: No, I mean I wouldn't holler 'Stop'!
Pappu to his girlfriend, "Oh Dear, just say a few words that will mean heaven."
Girlfriend: Go and shoot yourself!
The moon was shining brightly.
"Dear, give me a kiss," said Pappu to his girlfriend.
Girlfriend: But I've never kissed a man.
Pappu: Then we must be made for one another - neither have I!
Pappu: The wind and the students have the same mentality.
Bunty: How?
Pappu: Both keep turning the book's pages without reading!
Pappu: Guddi, you remind me of of brown sugar.
Guddi: How come Pappu?
Pappu: You're so sweet and so unrefined!
Bashful Pappu: I want a present for a young lady.
Store Salesman: Sister or fiancee?
Pappu: Well hmm - she hasn't said what she would be yet!