Pappu: A very frightening woman comes in my nightmares and scares the hell out of me.
Nirmal Baba: Stop watching Lady Gaga music videos, Kripa Ho Jaye gi!
Pappu: You're like a drug to me.
Girlfriend: Because you're hooked to me?
Pappu: No. Because you're ruining my life!
Teacher: You don't look interested in reading this chapter...
Pappu: Haaaaaye... Ek Aap Hi Ho, Jo Mere Dil Ki Baat Samajhti Ho!
Pappu and Bunty were fighting after an exam.
Sir: Why are you fighting?
Pappu: This fool left the answer sheet blank.
Sir: So what?
Pappu: Even I did the same thing; now teacher will think that we both copied!
Pappu: Look into my eyes, you see something?
Girlfriend: I see true love...
Pappu: O Juliet ki Maa, Kuchh Aankh Mein Chala Gaya Hai, Jaldi Nikaal!
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?
Pappu: Holdin' up the telephone lines!
Teacher: You haven't listened to a word I've said. Are you having trouble hearing?
Pappu: No, ma'm. I'm having trouble listening!
Santa: What's going on at neighbours?
Pappu: It's someone's birthday.
Santa: Whose?
Pappu: Tuyu's!
Santa: Tuyu?
Pappu: Yes. I heard them distinctly singing in chorus, "Happy Birthday Tuyu!"
Pappu: Dad, I want an iPhone 5.
Santa: Look at my hand... how many fingers I have?
Teacher: As a result of "Global warming", our next generation will not able to see 'Tigers'.
Pappu: So what do we do? We never complain that we don't see 'Dinosaurs'!