Pappu: My neighbours loved the music a lot, that I played last night.
Bunty: How can you say that?
Pappu: When I turned it up, they invited the police to listen to it!
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition - If I were a Manager!
All the students began to write except Pappu. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
Pappu replied, "I am waiting for my secretary"!
Teacher: Why there are different types of blood group?
Pappu: So that the mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours!
Santa: Look at neighbour's daughter, she got top position in her board exams.
Pappu: I failed because I kept looking at her!
The Art teacher gives the students an assignment in class.
While inspecting she asked Pappu, "What have you drawn?"
Pappu: That, Ma'm - is a cow grazing.
Teacher: Where is the grass?
Pappu: The cow has eaten it.
Teacher: But where is the cow?
Pappu: You don't suppose she'd be fool enough to stay there after she'd eaten all the grass, do you?
Pappu: Dad, tomorrow there's a small parent meeting in the school. You must come.
Santa: What do you mean by 'SMALL'?
Pappu: Only you, me and the Principal!
Jeeto: What did your father say when you smashed the new car.
Pappu: Shall I leave out the swear words?
Jeeto: Yes, of course.
Pappu: He didn't say a word!
Pappu: My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker.
Bunty: Which girlfriend?
Pappu: Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet!
Pappu: My girlfriend helps me to keep fit.
Bunty: Quite interesting, But how?
Pappu: Every time she mentions marriage. I run a mile!
Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.