Teacher: Do you have any brothers?
Pappu: No. But my sister does!
Teacher: Make a sentence using the word 'Deliver'.
Pappu: Drinking is bad for de liver!
Teacher: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Pappu: You mean I don't need to take another bath till I'm 65?
Teacher: What's you father?
Pappu: I.C.S in summer and P.C.S in winter.
Teacher: What's that?
Pappu: "Ice cream seller" in summer and "Pakoda chat seller" in winter.
Teacher: Do you know how long cows should be milked?
Pappu: The same as short ones.
Teacher: What is Electricity?
Pappu: Electricity is the adopted daughter of the Punjab Govt. and it has extremely loose character. It elopes all the time - even at midnight, without informing anyone!
Bunty: Why didn't the boy tell his mother that he'd been eating glue?
Pappu: Because his lips were sealed.
Teacher: I'm sorry to hear about your Uncle. What did he die of?
Pappu: I don't know, but apparently it wasn't anything serious.
Teacher: Why do you want me to email your exam results to your parents? I learnt that they don't have a computer.
Pappu: Exactly!
Pappu: My girlfriend's a wonder.
Bunty: Is she really that beautiful?
Pappu: No. Actually, every time I see her, I wonder why I'm going out with her!