Pappu: My girlfriend is a perfect woman driver.
Bunty: Wow, that's great! Why don't you make her participate in car rallies?
Pappu: Come on. Actually, she's a perfect driver because she doesn't drive!
Doctor: You must exercise daily for good health.
Pappu: I play football, cricket and tennis almost daily.
Doctor: How long do you play?
Pappu: Until the battery in my mobile dies down!
Pappu: I fell in love with you the minute I saw you. Will you marry me?
Girl: Hindi Mein Bol, Harami! Mujhe Angrezi Nahi Aati.
Pappu: Aaj Shayad Baarish Hogi. Aisa Lag Raha Hai, Bahen!
Bunty: What's worse than your girlfriend sending you a text to break up?
Pappu: Another text saying, 'Sorry that wasn't for you'.
Mother: Stop pulling the cat's tail.
Pappu: I'm not. I'm just holding the tail. The cat's doing the pulling.
Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where's the wagon?
Pappu: Oh, the horse will draw that.
Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak?
Pappu: All of them were born on government holidays
Teacher:This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say?
Pappu: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir.
Pappu: My neighbors have a nuclear family.
Bunty: They stay separately from their parents and kids?
Pappu: No. Their daughter-in-law is a real Nuclear Bomb!
Pappu: Dad, can I have another glass of water?
Santa: But I've given you 10 already!
Pappu: I know, but my bedroom's still on fire.