Pappu to his teacher, "I haven't got no pencil".
The Teacher while correcting him:
"You don't have any pencil."
"He doesn't have any pencils."
"We don't have any pencils."
Pappu with a look of astonishment, "Where have all the pencils gone?`
Pappu's girlfriend told him to bring the PROTECTION next time they go on a date.
Pappu brought
3 cousins,
25 friends and
34 bodyguards with hockey sticks and weapons.
Once Pappu uploaded a photo holding a dog on Facebook.
His girlfriend commented, "Which one is you?"
Pappu replied, "The one holding you".
Teacher: Hey! Stand up.
Pappu stands up reluctantly.
Teacher: Tell me two pronouns.
Pappu: Who? Me?
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Teacher: Very good. Sit down.
Pappu: My girlfriend is like an iPad.
Bunty: That's weird. But still, how?
Pappu: I don't have an iPad.
Girl: How much do you love me?
Pappu: My heart is my mobile and you are its SIM.
Girl: Oh my God! I am so lucky.
Pappu: Thank God, She doesn't know that mobile has dual SIMs.
Pappu: Since my girlfriend has gotten pregnant, a lot has changed.
Bunty: Like?
Pappu: Like my name, address and telephone number.
Pappu: I got stopped by a cop last night. The officer said, "Do you have a police record?"
Bunty: Then what happened?
Pappu: I said, "Yes, 'Walking on the Moon' from 1979".
Pappu: Ma'm, why did Gandhi Ji and Einstein had little or no hair on their head?
Teacher: Because of intelligence.
Pappu: No wonder, girls have such long hair!
Pappu: A woman was dating two men - a lawyer and a doctor. When the lawyer went on a business trip he got her a gift. What was it?
Bunty: Dunno.
Pappu: Obviously, an Apple.