Pappu: We are WTF Generation.
Bunty: You must be. I am not.
Pappu: Cool it. WTF stands for
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WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook!
Pappu, while fillng out an application form comes across a question, "If there's an emergency, notify ---". He asks Bunty as to what shall he fill in it.
Bunty: Your parents' name.
Pappu: Isn't it better if I put 'DOCTOR', what're my parents going to do?
Jeeto and Santa to Pappu, "We have been wanting to talk to you".
Pappu: What's it?
Parents: You have really become disobedient off late.
Pappu: Mom and Dad, it's no being deal. Even I wanted to tell you that from now on, either it's my way or Norway!
Pappu: Will you go out with me?
Girl: No.
Pappu: Do you even know what I said?
Girl: Yes.
Pappu: What did I say then?
Girl: Will you go out with me?
Pappu: Sure.
Teacher: Where is your Maths homework?
Pappu: It committed suicide, it had too many problems.
Teacher: You're always late in class. Do you sleep late at night?
Pappu: I go to sleep at 6 in the morning, does it mean I sleep early or I sleep late?
Pappu: Please give 500 rupees.
Jeeto: Money doesn't grow on trees.
Pappu: I am fully aware of it. That's why I'm asking you for it.
Pappu knocked on the door of Bunty's house. When Bunty's mother answered he asked, "Can Bunty come out to play?"
"No," said the mother, "It's too cold".
"Well, then, " said Pappu, "Can his football come out to play?"
Santa: Hey, bugger! What do you think you're doing?
Pappu: I am drinking this whisky.
Santa: You know you are too young to drink alcohol.
Pappu: But the label on it says "12 years old".
Pappu: Mom, Bunty broke a window.
Jeeto: How did he do it?
Pappu: I threw a rock at him and he ducked.