A lady lost her handbag. It was found by Pappu and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a 1000 Rupee not in it. Now there are ten 100 Rupee notes".
Pappu: That's right, Ma'm. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward.
Pappu: My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
Bunty: She's damn right. So what did you do about it?
Pappu: So now I have two.
Son: Papa, what's the meaning of "Like father, Like Son"?
Father: B**tard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school?
Pappu: I know what the International Airport in Hawaii is called!
Bunty: What's it called?
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Pappu: Hawaii Adda!
Sign of Changing Times:
Santa to Pappu: Son, Success is when Signature turns into Autograph.
Pappu:
No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label!
Pappu: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bunty: Dunno.
Pappu: It was escaping from "Kake Da Dhaba"!
Teacher: Pappu, tell about Newton's 3rd law of motion.
Pappu: Ma'm, I know just the last part of it.
Teacher: Tell me as much as you know.
Pappu: And this is called Newton's 3rd law of motion!
Pappu returns from school and says he got an 'F' in Maths. 'Why?' asks his father?
The teacher asked, "How much is 2x3 and I said 6, replies Pappu.
Santa: But that's right!
Yeah, but then she asked me, "How much is 3x2?", adds Pappu.
"What's the f**king difference?" asks Santa.
Pappu: That's what I said!
Pappu: Please get well soon!
Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don't see anyone around.
Pappu: I am talking to my 'grades'.
Pappu: My girlfriend has left me.
Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reson for ditching you?
Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back.