Pinky: The man I marry must be a man who is easily pleased. Guddi: Don't worry dear, that's the kind you'll get!
Pinky infuriated with his boyfriend's behaviour: I'd see him hanged first.
Jeeto: Just marry him. and it won't be long before he'll hang himself!
Jeeto to her daughter, Pinky, "What are the young man's intentions?"
Pinky: Well, he's been keeping me pretty much in the dark!
Jeeto: Daughter, isn't that young man rather fast?
Pinky: Yes, but I don't think he'll get away!
Teacher: Have you ever read Shakespeare?
Pinky: No. Who wrote it?
Pinky: My boyfriend and I went to the movies the other night. It was a gripping spectacle.
Guddi: Was it?
Pinky: Yeah, all through the show, he couldn't take his hands off me!