Banta to Pinky: Aur Kya Karti Ho Beta?
Pinky: Programmer Hun, Uncle.
Banta: Achha Kaun Kaun Program Bana Leti Ho?
Pinky: Beauty Parlour, Mall, Movies Jaane Ke Program!
Pinky called on Customer Care:
Customer Care: How may I help you?
Pinky: Is there any problem with your network?
Customer Care: No, what happened?
Pinky: Its been 4 hrs. and nobody has liked my DP yet.
I wouldn't cry like that if I were you," said Jeeto to little Pinky.
"Well," said Pinky, between her sobs, "you can cry any way you like, but this is my way!"
Little Pinky to her mother, Jeeto: I must be a very good child.
Jeeto: Yes, you certainly are. But what makes you say so?
Pinky: You never keep a maid for more than a week or two, but I've been with you for almost more than ten years!
Pinky to her boyfriend: Will you take me for a drive on Friday?
Boyfriend: Yes, but suppose it rains?
Pinky: Come the day before, then!
Pinky: What's your opinion of these women who imitate men?
Bunty: They're idiots.
Pinky: Then the imitation is successful!
Rani to her close friend, Pinky: Why didn't you return Balwinder's ring and presents after the break-off?
Pinky: I regard them as spoils of war taken during my first engagement!
Pinky: Yesterday I met a young man who had never kissed in his life.
Guddi: I should like to meet him.
Pinky: You're too late now!
Pinky: I told him he mustn't see me any more.
Her friend Guddi: Well, what did he do?
Pinky: He turned off the lights!
Guddi: I'm so afraid Kultar's going to be miserably unhappy when I marry.
Pinky: You have decided to marry Kultar, dear?