Chuck Norris once met Rajnikanth. The result? He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
The only things that runs longer than Rajnikanth are his films.
Rajnikanth puts the ‘laughter` in manslaughter.
Rajnikanth proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
Rajnikanth once swallowed an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Google won`t find Rajnikanth because you don`t find Rajnikanth; Rajnikanth finds you.
Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.
Rajnikanth once warned a young girl to be good `or else`. The result? Mother Teresa.
Rajnikanth never falls in love, he just rises in love.
Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.