Rajnikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
Rajnikanth doesn`t bowl Strikes, he just knocks down one pin; and the other nine fall out of fear.
Rajnikanth knows Victoria`s Secret.
There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajnikanth allowed to live.
Rajnikanth does not get frostbite, he bites frost.
The last time Rajnikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated, Resonance.
The statement, `Nobody can cheat death`, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth.
Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
Rajnikanth doesn`t move at the speed of light. Light tries to move at the speed of Rajnikanth.
Rajnikant got his drivers license at the age of 18 seconds.