Rajnikanth wife's say sorry to him for his mistakes. One damn lucky husband.
The sharks live in the depth of the seas bcoz they know that Rajnikanth lives on land.
You won't need to charge your mobile if you have Rajnikanth jokes in it.
Rajnikanth stared at the sun for hours, the sun blinked by setting.
Rajnikanth doesn't pay attention, attention pays him.
Rajnikanth can finish Mario brothers without using the jump button.
Galileo used lamp to study, Graham Bell used candle to study & Shakespeare studied in street light but do u know about Rajnikanth?
Only agarbatti.
Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North?
Becoz Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him.
This message is being sent by Rajnikanth in the interest of humanity:
Stop making jokes on me, otherwise I will delete your 'forward' option.
When Graham Bell invented telephone, he already had 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth.