Santa: My internet speed was very slow. I found a solution.
Banta: Tell me also. Even my net is slow.
Santa: I have installed a wallpaper of Rajinikanth. Now I am enjoying the speed of a 3G connection.
TATA Nano was invented after a 22 wheel TATA truck crashed into RajiniKanth.
Breaking News:
You'll never need to charge your cellphone if you have enough Rajinikanth jokes stored in your Inbox.
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than death can process them.
Bulk SMS ban for 15 days: Rajinikanth is responsible for it as too many Rajini SMS were being forwarded.
Rajinikanth got angry with his friend for being rude. He was told not to show his face again. That person is now known as BIGG BOSS.
The reason India won the Cricket World Cup 2011:
Tendulka(R)
G(A)mbir
Yuvra(J)
V(I)render Sehwag
Rai(N)a
Dhon(I)
(K)ohli
Harbh(A)jan
Zaheer Kha(N)
Pa(T)el
As(H)win
Enna Rascala, mind it!
Rajinikanth was putting his dog's tail into a pipe.
Passer-by: Hey, dog's tail never straightens.
Rajinikanth: Yenna Rascala, it's my dog. I am bending the pipe!
The power grid failure happened in India because Rajinikanth was charging his mobile.
Once a farmer replaced "scare crow" in the farm with Rajinikanth's statue. And birds even returned the grains they took last year!