Banta: Who is better, wife or sister?
Santa's heart touching answer: Wife's sister!
Pappu: Dad, What it's like to be married?
Santa: Just leave me alone.
While Pappu leaving the room.
Santa: Why are you ignoring me?
Pappu: You just asked me to leave you alone.
Santa: That's how it feels!
Pappu: I love someone, I want to marry her.
Santa: She likes you too?
Pappu: Yes.
Santa: Jis Ladki Ki Pasand Aisi Hai Usse Main Apni Bahu Nahi Bana Sakta!
Santa: I've finally decided to do something about my weight.
Banta: What will you do?
Santa: Lie!
Banta: My wife isn't talking to me since 2 days, what to do?
Santa: Just enjoy!
Santa: Doctor, I am unable to sleep.
Doctor: Try a cozy bed, a dim light, and light music.
Santa: But how is this all possible in office?
Banta: Why we do 'Haldi' ceremony in weddings?
Santa: The Haldi Ceremony for the groom is actually a refined form of marination of the chicken before it is sent for roasting!
Banta: What is this 'Virgin Mojito'?
Santa: It's a small town drink called 'Shikanji', that took an education loan, went abroad for studies and got a fancy new name!
Banta: What is GST?
Santa: Earlier you had many 'Girl Friends, Friends, Half Girlfriends' like 'VAT/Service Tax/Excise' etc. Now only One - 'Wife' who remember everything, report everything you do, report every detail in time!
Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?
Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day!