Banta: Does the water always come through the roof like that?
Santa: No, only when it rains!
Banta: Why is it called 'Gross' salary?
Santa: You should see my salary to know why they call it 'Gross' salary!
Jeeto: I'm looking forward to my fortieth birthday.
Santa: But you're looking in the wrong direction.
Santa: My friend recently filed a defamation case against the maternity home where his son was just born.
Banta: But why?
Santa: After the birth of the boy, the nurse said, "Congratulations! Baba Hua Hai"!
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Santa: I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman.
Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman.
Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me!
Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips. It really harms me.
Banta: So what's the harm to you?
Santa: It makes her a liability at the casino!
Banta: Media saluted Mumbai's spirit but ignored Bihar's floods.
Santa: Probably because Bihar has banned all types of spirits!
Jeeto: I want you to toast some bread for me.
Santa raised his wine glass and said, "To bread"!
Santa calls on customer care.
Santa: Hello
Executive: Ji Main Aarti Bol Rahi Hun.
Santa: Aarti Baad Mein Sunana Pehle, Meri Problem Toh Solve Kar Do!
Santa: As a young boy, I always had my nose in a book.
Jeeto: So you were studious.
Santa: No. Actually, we couldn't afford tissues!