Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?
Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!
Banta: What is the difference between Egypt and Nepal?
Santa: Nepal Bahaduron Ka Desh Hai;
Aur Egypt Cairo Ka!
Banta: Why don't Aggarwals play Hockey or Football?
Santa: Because the moment they get a 'Corner', they open a 'Sweet Shop'!
Charlie Chaplin - I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears.
Shahrukh Khan - I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking.
Santa - I love walking in any season because petrol is now ₹82 per litre!
Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.
Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai Ji, Kaun si Badi Baat Hai? Kaafi Log Daaru Peete Peete Angreji Seekh Gaye!
Banta: What does a woman make best for dinner?
Santa: Reservations!
Banta: Tum Ne iPhoneX Liya Hai?
Santa: Nahi... Jis Se Baat Karni Hoti Hai, Uber Leke Uske Ghar Chala Jata Hun, Baat Kar Aata Hun, Sasta Padta Hai!
Santa: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because they love beaching around!
Santa: My doctor advised me to give up playing the drums.
Banta: That seems to be a weird advice coming from a doctor.
Santa: Actually he lives in the apartment below!
Banta: Can you define Mother-in-Law?
Santa: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers!