Pappu: Hey Dad, I'm cold.
Santa: Go into the corner.
Pappu: But why?
Santa: Because It's 90 degrees!
Banta: Why is Men's Day not popular as Women's Day?
Santa: Because we can't celebrate man's achievement in a single day!
Banta: What should you give a man who has everything?
Santa: A woman to show him how to work it!
A coworker walks up to Santa's desk: Is that your daughter?
Santa: No, that's a picture of her!
Banta: Why is your arm in a sling?
Santa: Oh nothing much. Took an Indigo yesterday, just an airline fracture!
Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Du?
Santa: Haan
Chai Wala: Elaichi?
Santa: Haan
Chai Wala: Laung?
Santa: Yaar Itni Mehnat Kar Raha Hai Toh Chicken Hi Bana Le!
Santa: A burger and a sandwich race each other.
Banta: Who wins?
Santa: The burger, because it's fast food!
Santa: What happened?
Banta: I got constipation.
Santa: Did you link your a** with Aadhar?
Banta: NO.
Santa: That's why. Anything not linked is getting blocked!
Santa while staying in a hotel phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
Santa: No, Toilet paper!
Santa: If I have a gun in 1 hand and a kidney in other, then how many guns do I have?
Banta: One.
Santa: Two, Kyonki Mere Ek Haath Mein Gun Hai Aur Doosre Hath Mein Ek 'Organ' Hai!