Pappu: Dad, I want a new tab.
Santa: Then press Ctrl+T
At Starbucks:
Santa: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?
Attendant: Sir ₹ 200.
Santa: And Sugar?
Attendant: Sir sugar is free.
Santa: OK! Toh 5 Kilo Sugar De Do!
Santa in extreme pain, "How much to have a tooth pulled?"
Dentist: Rs 1200.
Santa: 1200 bucks for a few minutes job?
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!
Banta: Which country's capital is the fastest growing?
Santa: Ireland.
Banta: How?
Santa: Every year, it's Dublin!
Santa in other countries: Ho Ho Ho...
Santa in India: Oh Ho Ho Ho... Oh Ho Ho Ho... Ishq Tera Tadpawe!
Banta: What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?
Santa: Retired!
Banta: Why most of the archeologists are females?
Santa: Because they love digging up the best!
Pappu: Dad, I am not able to find the WiFi printer anymore.
Santa: I renamed it to Bob Marley.
Pappu: Why Bob Marley?
Santa: Because it's always jammin!
Banta: Why do you like green tea so much?
Santa: Green tea is a good anti-oxidant. It helps to digest 'Cholle Bhature' and 'Lassi'!
Santa was staying in a hotel before he went to bed, he phoned down to reception.
"Hi, this is room 319. Can I have a wake-up call, please?"
Receptionist: Yes Sir... you're in your 50s, overweight and balding, and have achieved nothing in life!