Pappu: Dad, what is it like to be married?
Santa: Delete every song from your iPod except one and listen to it everyday!
Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son?
Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa!
Doctor: You have acute appendicitis.
Santa: Oh thank you... and you have a cute face!
Jeeto: What made you fall in love with me?
Santa: Your mother.
Jeeto: But my mother lives 5000 miles away.
Santa: Yeah, that's why!
Santa: Koi Achha Sa 3 BHK Dikha Do.
Broker: Sir, Ready To Move Chalega?
Santa: Arey Nahin bhai, Koi Pakka Sa, Immovable Type Dikhao Yaar!
My goal for 2017 is to accomplish the goals of 2016 which I should have done in 2015 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013!
Santa: I really need some space in our marriage.
Jeeto: They why don't you join NASA?
At Cinema Hall:
Security: Flag Kyon Andar Lekar Ja Rahe Ho?
Santa: Jab National Anthem Bajega Tab Lehraunga... Full Patriotic Wali Feeling Aayegi!
Officer: You were speeding.
Santa: I am trying to keep up with traffic.
Officer: There Is no traffic.
Santa: I am really far behind!
Santa: My wife takes care of me like a Rupees 2000 note.
Banta: Wow, that's really very respectful.
Santa: Yeah, she shouts at me "I can neither change you nor throw you"!