After doing 50 push-ups, Santa was checking himself out in front of the mirror. He asked Jeeto "Dekhe Mere Abs?"
Jeeto replied: Jis Din Shaadi Kari Thi... Tab Se Tumhare Mein Aeb Hi Dekh Rahi Hun!"
Banta: Why men are kind and women tend to be mean?
Santa: Because, most women don't help unknown men unlike all men who are ready to help any women!
Santa goes to a jewellery store.
Santa: Show me "Sleep of defeat".
Jeweler: What?
Santa: Anpadh Insaan, "Sone Ka Haar" Dikhao!
Banta: When do women enjoy cooking?
Santa: When their husband is the one doing it!
Santa: I think I am going to stay in the hospital for another week.
Banta: Pretty ill?
Santa: Nope, pretty nurse!
Banta: What is your favourite memory when you were unmarried?
Santa: Not being scared of sales!
Banta: Bro, I just left my job, I could not work for that man after what he said to me.
Santa: What happened, what did he say?
Banta: You are fired!
Santa: Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because they know good plots!
Santa: See? Math isn't so bad.
Pappu: Dad, will I ever use this stuff in real life?
Santa: Absolutely, one day, you'll have to help your own child with maths homework!
Banta: Advantage of exercise is, you fall asleep when you hit the bed.
Santa: Start drinking, you'll fall asleep even before you hit the bed!