Banta: What happened, you look terrible.
Santa: Yeah. I am starved. Banta: But why?
Santa: Because my wife is dieting!
Banta: What do you call people who don't believe in going to the gym?
Santa: GymNastiks!
Santa: I was drinking at a bar so I took bus home.
Banta: So what was the big deal?
Santa: That may not seem like a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!
Santa: Yaar Meri Car Ka Horn Theek Kar De.
Mechanic: Kya Hua Kharaab Ho Geya Kya?
Santa: Nahi Brake Kharaab Ho Gayi Hai!
Banta: What could be the most pleasurable trip for any woman?
Santa: Taking her mother-in-law to the Airport!
Banta: What happened, why are you so sad?
Santa: I don't know, why do I have to get married? I didn't do anything wrong!
Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?
Santa: Because the valets will remember where the car was parked!
Banta: Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Santa: Because people are just dying to get in there!
Banta: What are a married man's two greatest assets?
Santa: A closed mouth and an open wallet!
Santa: Bhabhi Ka Kya Naam Hai?
Banta: Google Kaur
Santa: Aiye?
Banta: Sawal Ek Karo, Jawab 100 Milte Hain!