Banta: Why did you paint your lawn blue?
Santa: So that 'Google Earth' think I've got a swimming pool!
Banta: Why there is no water crisis in US or Europe?
Santa: Because they use toilet paper!
Banta: What is the difference between a shy man and a confident man?
Santa: Just around 5 pints of Beers!
Banta: What do men and beer bottles have in common?
Santa: They are both empty from the neck up!
Jeeto saw beer bottles in the fridge and asked Santa, "What is this for?"
Santa: I'm freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya!
One of Santa's unmarried friends asked Santa, "How is to be as a husband?"
Santa: Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute and follow the instructions, you will get to know how is it to be!
Banta: I am really looking for some adventure?
Santa: Then go visit your in-laws!
Santa: A Police car brought me home drunk last night and...
Banta: And?
Santa: And I have no idea where I stole it from!
Santa called on Flipkart's helpdesk.
Santa: Is it Flipkart?
Flipkart: Yes sir.
Santa: My wife has given birth to a baby boy.
Flipkart: So what?
Santa: It will be better If you provide me the cash offered by you.
Flipkart: Hey... which cash?
Santa: Aren't you that company who told in the advertisement 'Cash on delivery is available'?
Santa: Look at this, my wife sent me a blank text.
Banta: But why would she do that?
Santa: Because she is not talking to me!