Santa to his friend's son, "So what do you do?"
Friend's son: Uncle, I'm a naval surgeon?
Santa: My, how you doctors specialize!
Banta: How to lose an argument with a woman?
Santa: Try to argue with her!
Banta: What are you planning to do today?
Santa: Nothing.
Banta: Isn't that what you did yesterday?
Santa: I haven't finished!
Banta: What's your idea of a balanced diet?
Santa: Beer in each hand!
Banta: What do women and fire engine have in common?
Santa: When they are around, everybody knows!
Santa: You must have been born on a highway?
Jeeto:Why?
Santa: Because that's where most accidents happen!
Santa:You know Google is a woman?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions!
Santa: Sorry boss, I can't come to office today, my car has broken down.
Boss: What about the bus?
Santa: I don't have a bus!
Jeeto: Remember when we got married, you used to feed me first and then have your meals?
Santa: Yes, I remember.
Jeeto: So, why have you stopped now?
Santa: Because, now you have learnt how to cook!
Banta: What women think about a 'Secret'?
Santa: Something which is told to one person at a time!