Banta: What is the definition of a husband?
Santa: A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted!
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy:
One, let her think she is having her own way, and the other, let her have it!
Banta: What is worse than a biscuit drowning in the tea?
Santa: The second biscuit on a rescue mission drowns, too!
Banta: What is the difference between 'Temporary Love' and 'Permanent Love'?
Santa: In 'Temporary Love' a girl calls his boyfriend 'Jaanu', 'Sweetu', 'Babu', 'Shona' but in 'Permanent Love' she says, 'Saale', 'Kutte', 'Kamine'!
Thought of the day:
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability your wife will prove you wrong!
Maine Kal Socha Sharab Chhod Dun, Phir Yaad Aaya Ki...
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Nashe Mein Faisla Lena Theek Nahi!
Banta: What is Alimony?
Santa: Alimony - A system wherein two people make a mistake, and one of them keeps on paying for it!
Banta: Why is divorce so expensive?
Santa: Because it's worth it.
Banta: Why did Sanjay Dutt got jailed and Salman Khan got acquitted?
Santa: Because they both wanted it that way.
Banta: Don't understand...
Santa: Sanjay Dutt wanted to escape his wife from time to time, thus jail and even furloughs. And Salman hired the best because he didn't have a wife from who to escape!
Jeeto: What do you want for your birthday?
Santa: Just let me win an argument for once!