In Delhi:
Doctor: Kitni Sharab Peete Ho?
Santa: Even Days Mein 2-4 Peg Aur Odd Days Mein 3-5 Peg!
What kind of a father are you if you don't drink?
I mean, Woh Kaisa Pita Hai, Jo Pita Nahi Hai?
Kaju Ki Barfi Pe Chandi Ka Varq Kyon Lagate Hain?
Chinese: Wrong question
American: No idea
Japanese: Don't know
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Santa: Oye Puthi-Siddhi Da Pata Lag Janda Is Vaaste!
Banta: Why is Santa Claus always a man?
Santa: Because no woman will wear the same dress year after year!
Santa: I will admit I am wrong if you will admit I am right.
Jeeto: I agree! you go first.
Santa : Ok, I am wrong.
Jeeto: Yes, You are right!
Santa invited Banta to his home for dinner and gave him directions for Vasant Kunj.
Santa: Oye! Mahipalpur Se Aana Aur Teesri Red Light Se Left Le Lena. Phir Dusri Red Light Se Right Le Lena! Hours passed... but no sign of Banta, so Santa called up to ask where he was.
Santa: Oye Banta, Where are you?
Banta: Oye Yaar, Main To Jaipur Pahunch Geya... Because Sari Lights Green Thi, Koi Red Light Mili Hi Nahi!
Banta: You can save your phone battery by turning off the internet.
Santa: Jab Internet Band Hi Rakhna Hai Toh Battery Bacha Ke Kya Karunga?
Pappu: Papa Mujhe 180CC Pulsar Bike Hi Leni Hai...
Santa: Beta Tu 180CC Pulsar Le Ya 350CC Ki Bullet, Picha Tune 100CC Ki Scooty Ka Hi Karna Hai..
Santa: What do you want for your birthday?
Jeeto: Give me one ring... thats enough.
Santa: From landline or mobile?
Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband,
The Poor King can take only one step at a time... while the Mighty Queen can do whatever she likes.