Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website.
You understand nothing, but still you agree.
Preeto: Honey my stomach is getting bigger, I think I am pregnant.
Banta: Yeah, and I know who are the daddies.
Preeto: Who?
Banta: McDonald's... Dominos... SubWay... KFC!
Banta: What is the most popular food of India?
Santa: 'Khao Meri Kasam'!
Banta: What is a wedding tragedy?
Santa: To marry a woman for love, and then find out she has no money.
American: Do you guys call your wives 'Honey' in your native language?
Santa: No, we call them 'Bee-Bee' - they sting twice as hard as the honey bee!
The temple Pujari came very close to Banta and asked, "Got Rum?"
Banta: Yes, Old Monk.
Pujari became angry and Banta was thrown out of the temple. Later Banta realised that Pujari was asking about his "GOTRAM"!
Idea Ki Internet Sharing Ad Mein 100 MB Share Karke Aise Expressions Dete Hain Jaise...
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Apni Aadhi Jaaydaad De Di Ho Kisi Ko!
Whenever someone asks you for a relationship advice,
Just point him in the direction of the nearest liquor store!
Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
Banta: How do you catch a squirrel?
Santa: Climb onto a tree and act like a nut.