Santa: Aaj Toh Main 5 Rupay Ke 3 Pyaaz Le Aaya.
Jeeto (Excited): Arey Waah! Woh Kaise?
Santa: Pyaaz Wale Ne To 5 Rupay Ka 1 Hi Diya Tha, Ek Main Utha Ke Bhag Aaya, Aur 1 Usne Mujhe Phenk Ke Mara!
Duniya Mein Ladkiyan Sirf 2 Hi Logon Ki Baat Sunti Hain
Ek Tailor Aur Dusra Photographer
Baaki Toh Woh Kisi Ke Baap Ki Bhi Nahi Sunti
Doctor: Bachche Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Lena Chahiye!!
Santa: Lekin Doctor Saab Ubaalne Se Bacha Marr Toh Nahin Jayega??
Jeeto: Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kyun Nahi Bataya Ki Tumhari Rani Naam Ki Ek Aur Patni Bhi Hai?
Santa: Bataya Toh Tha Tumhe Rani Ki Tarah Rakhunga!
Santa: Bhaiya Pyaaz Dena
Sabjiwala: Babu Ji, Bag Laaye Ho?
Santa: Kyun Tere Paas Polythene Nahin Hai Kya?
Sabjiwala: Paise Wale Bag Ki Baat Kar Raha Hu
Doctor: Agar Mareez Ko Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Toh Hum Isse Bacha Lete...
Santa: Saale Aadhe Ghante Pehle Toh Accident Hua, Ek Ghanta Pehle Kya Jabardasti Laate
Aisa Kalyug Aa Gaya Hai Ki
Aajkal Ladki Ki Bidaai Ke Waqt Maa-Baap Se Jyada Toh Mohalle Ke Ladke Ro Dete Hain!
Beer Toh Dono Ko Hi Pasand Thi Fark Sirf Itna Tha Ki
Ussey Teddy Bear Aur Mujhe Strong
Saw A Guy's Facebook Update
'Just bought 5KG of Onions'
Kuch Log Khud Ko Amir Dikhane Ka Koi Bhi Mauka Nahin Chodte
Pappu Ka Iss Hafte Ka Sabse Bada Darr
Thapad Se Darr Nahi Lagta Ji Rakhi Se Lagta Hai...!!!