Aaj Ka Gyan
Patni Paperweight Ki Tarah Hoti Hai
Pati Ko Fadfadane Toh Deti Hai Lekin Udne Nahi Deti
Neend Toh Bachpan Mein Aati Thi Ab Toh Mobile Ko Rest Dene Ke Liye So Jaate Hain!
Santa Ne Jeeto Jo Message Kiya Aakhri Peg Chal Raha Hai... Aadhe Ghante Mein Ghar Pahunchta Hu. Agar Nahin Pahuncha Toh Iss Message Ko Dobara Padh Lena!
Santa Shadi Ke Liye Ladki Dekhne Gaya Usne Socha Kyun Na Ladki Se Angrezi Mein Baat Ki Jaaye.. Santa: English Chalegi? Ladki (Sharmaate Huye Boli): Ji Bhujiya Aur Namkeen Saath Ho Toh Desi Bhi Chalegi...!
Banta: Santa, Tere Ko Kisi Se Pyaar Hua Hai?
Santa: Haan Yaar, Par Woh Maanti Hi Nahi.
Banta: Kya Kehti Hai?
Santa: Kehti Hai - I love you 2. Pata Nahi Saala Yeh Doosra Kaun Hai!
Kal College Mein Ek Aurt Clerk Se Yeh Kehte Hue Ladh Rahi Thi
Aap Kaise Nahin Karenge Bachhe Ka Admission 'Sports Quota' Mein, Pata Hai Highest Score Hain 'Temple Run' Mein!
Woh Purani Filmon Wale Baap Humein Kyun Nahi Milte Jo Bolte The
Ye Raha Blank Cheque Aur Dafa Ho Jao Meri Beti Ki Zindagi Se...!!!
Logon Mein Aaj-Kal Itna Kaminapan Ho Gaya Hai Ki
Log Mandir Mein Chappal Bhi Aisi Jagah Utarte Hain Jahan Se Bhagwan Bhi Dikhen Aur Chappal Bhi
Meri Kabar Ke Paas WiFi Jarur Lagana
Kyun Ki Mere Dost Itne Kamine Hain Ki WiFi Use Karne Ke Liye Jarur Mere Paas Aayenge!
Pappu: Papa Mujhe ₹ 100 Do
Santa: Pichle Hafte Jo ₹ 100 Diye The Pehle Uska Hisaab De
Pappu: Agar Hisaab Ki Baat Hai Papa Toh Mujhe Har Use Paise Ka Hisaab Chahiye Jo Bachpan Se Aaj Tak Rishtedaaron Ne Mujhe Diye Hain...