Mother: Kanjra Yeh Mah Lyf Mah Rulez Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?
Son: Arre Maa, Iska Matlab Hai Ki Maa Hi Jeevan Hai Aur Maa Hi Jeene Ke Niyam Banayegi..!!
Teacher: Agar Tumhari Left Pocket Mein 1000 Rupaye Aur Right Pocket Mein 1500 Rupaye Hain Toh Tum Kya Karoge?
Pappu: Karna Kya Hai, Main Toh Yehi Sochunga Ki Kahin Papa Ki Pant Toh Nahi Daal Li...
Bunty: Kaisa Hai Bhai?
Pappu: Theek Hu, Tu Bata
Bunty: Aur Padhai-Likhai Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai?
Pappu: Dost Hai Dost Bankar Reh Saale, Rishtedaron Wali Harkatein Na Kiya Kar!!!
Sabjiwala: Babu Ji, bahu Toh Convent Mein Padhi Hogi
Santa(Shaan Se Chhati Fulakar): Haan,Kaise Pehchana?
Sabjiwala: Thaile Mein Neeche Tamatar Aur Uppar Kaddu Jo Rakhe Ja Rahi Hai!
Koi Cheez Buri Nahin Hoti Bas Samay-Samay Ki Baat Hai
Aggar Bajuwali Scooty Par Khoobsurat Ladki Ho Toh Traffic Jam Bhi Achha Lagta Hai
Itihaas Gawah Hai Ki Ladkiyon Ne Jab - Jab Shayari Post Ki Hai
Comments Mein Mirza Galib Ki Aatmadhari Laundo Ki Barh Aai Hai!
Santa: I'm going to watch 'Mission Impossible' tonight.
Banta: On cable or at theatre?
Santa: No no, not the film, my wife bought a slim fit jeans and she is going to try it!
Pappu: Papa Aako Mummy Main Kya Accha Laga Jo Aapne Unse Shaadi Kar Li?
Santa: Uski Gaal Pe Vo Kaala Til..
Pappu: Kya Baat Hai Papa Itni Choti Si Cheez Ke Liye Itni Badi Museebat Mol Le Li...!
We have Dollar underwear
We have Euro underwear
But we do not have Rupee underwear...
Kyun Ki Pata Nahin Saala Kab Gir Jaaye!
Banta: Dukh Hamesha Saath Rehta Hai, Magar Khushi Aati-Jati Rehti Hai. Please explain in english.
Santa: My wife is with me, but her sister visits occasionally!!!