Shaadi Ki Raat Santa Ko Samjh Nahin Aaya Ki Baat Shuru Kaise Ki Jaaye. Aadha Ghanta Beet Gaya Kamre Mein Sannata...Thoda Khansne Ke Baad Santa Apni Patni Se Bola,
'Aapke Ghar Walon Ko Pata Hai Ki Aap Aaj Yahin Rukengi...'
GF: Jaanu, Kitna Acha Mausam Hai Chalo Kahin Long Drive Pe Chalte Hain?
BF: Theek Hai Petrol Tu Dalwa Dena Aaj!
GF: Waise Chhodo Kya Karenge Jaa Kar! Yahin Samose Khate Hain..
Kya Doodh Peene Se Taaqat Aati Hai??
5 Glass Doodh Piyo Phir Deewar Hilane Ki Koshish Karo, Nahi Hilegi..!
5 Can Beer Piyo Or Deewar Ki Taraf Dekho... Deewar Saali Apne Aap Hilne Lagegi..
Gabbar: Aaj Maine Basani Ko Nahate Hue Dekha
Veeru: Kutte Kamine... Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga
Gabbar: Relax Bevde... Main Naha Raha Tha... Basanti Jaa Rahi Thi! Jab Dekho Tab Khoon Pee Jaunga Nonsense!
Santa: I have dropped 4 kilos in 3 months just from not drinking beer.
Banta: Has it been tough, to cut out beer?
Santa: Not really, I just replaced it with Vodka!
Jali Ko Aag Kehte Hain Bhujhi Ko Raakh Kehte Hain
Jiski Call Dekhte Hi Daaru Utar Jaaye Usey 'Baap' Kehte Hain!
Banta: How the word 'Wife' was invented?
Santa: They took the first two and last two letters of 'Wildlife'!
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Girl's Status: "In Temple"
Boy1: Jai Mata Di.
Boy2: Mere Liye Bhi Prasad Lana.
Boy3: Wow Nyc.
Boy's Status" "In Temple"
Boy1: Abey Wahan Bheekh Maangne Baith Gya Kya???
Boy2: Saale Temple Run or Temple Mein Farak Ni Pata Kya???
Boy3: Abbey Kamine, Tharki... Tu Vahan Bhi Pahunch Gaya Ladkiyan Tadne...
Angrez Log Apne Friend Ko Hospital Me Phool De Kar Kehte Hain
'Get Well Soon'
Aur Punjabi Dost Kehte Hain
'Oye Nurse Badi Sohni Hai, Holi-Holi Theek Ho Kanjra Kal Fer Awange'..!
Beef Ban, Liquor Ban, Porn Ban What Next?
Alia Bhatt's Answer: Ray Ban!