Saala Phone Ki Bhi Setting Hai
Par Meri Nahi!
Bhartiya Mata-Pita Ka Sabse Common Dialogue
Dimag Toh Bahut Hai Iska Bas Padhai Pe Dhyan Nahi Deta!
Jyada Din Tak Single Rehne Ka Aisa Effect Pada Hai Ki
Koi Ladki 'Hi' Bhi Likhke Bheje Toh 'I Love You' Wali Feeling Aati Hai!
Jab Tak Aapke Paas Paisa Hai
Har Ladki Puchegi, "Mera Shona Babu Kaisa Hai"!
Achhi Shakal Na Hona Koi Paap Nahi Hai,
Lekin Bandar Jaisi Shakal Lekar Facebook Pe 70 Logo Ko Tag Karna,
Saala Aatankwaad Hai!
Vyapam Scam Ke Upper Post Daalne Ka Bahut Mann Hai;
Lekin Darr Lagta Hai - Kahin Saala,
Mujhe Bhi Gayab Na Karwa Dein!
Hafte Mein Ek Chutti Toh Sirf WhatsApp Ke Message Padhne
Aur Gallery Delete Karne Ke Liye Milni Chahiye!
Chup Chaap Chal Rahe The Apni Manzil Ki Taraf
Fir Theke Pe Nazar Padi Aur Gumrah Se Ho Gaye!
Jeeto asks her husband to order cake for her birthday. While ordering it over phone, the baker asks Santa, "Sir, what would you like the cake to say?"
Santa covers the phone to ask wife, "Do we want a talking cake?"
Itihaas Gawah Hai Jab Bhi Koi Ladki Facebook Pe Sick Feel Karti Hai To...
Ladko Mein Achanak Se Doctor Ki Aatma Aa Jati Hai!